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Joke of the Day

"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."

"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"

"How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down."

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."

"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."

"People say I'm a plagiarist Their word, not mine"

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."

"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."