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Joke of the Day
"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
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"Q: How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near? A: The leash goes slack."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."
"[police interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Drug dealer."" ""Louder, for the tape."" [leans in] ""Bug healer. I heal bugs."""
"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."
"Jokes about the blind aren't funny. Can't people see that?"
"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."
"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"