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Joke of the Day
"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
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"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"Doc, for all the good that suppository did me... I could have shoved it up my ass!"
"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"
"My wife's got that good at bonsai, we're having to move to a house with a smaller garden."
"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."
"How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet."
"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"