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Joke of the Day
"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
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"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."
"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hangout. It just says I can't get within 50 ft of you. So you wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth"
"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
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"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"
"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup"