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Joke of the Day
"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"
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"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"
"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"
"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"My girlfriend likes it in the ear... because everytime I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head."