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Joke of the Day

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"Did you hear the one about the loyal Jewish patriot who put America's interests ahead of Israel's? Me neither."

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."

"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."

"Just walked by a senior center celebrating pride... ... It looked like they were having a gay old time"

"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."