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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."

"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"

"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"

"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"

"what's food backwards? vomit"

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."

"A duck fell into the sewer system the other day... It was pretty fowl-smelling."

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."