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Joke of the Day

"Miss piggy Did u know that when she counts Miss Piggy never gets to 70? She gets to 69 and end up with a frog in her throat"

"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Sigmond called. He must be a cross dresser, because he wants his slip back."

"When is the best time to have diarrhea? During scrabble. Because it's worth a shitload of points. - Zach Galifianakis"

"What do toy trains and boobs have in common? They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them."

"""FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS!"" --Me eating an insane amount of corn"

"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"