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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."
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"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."
"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"
"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"
"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"No, you can't sit there I'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along."