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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."
"You know what they say about guys who don't remember their circumcision... Ignorance is briss."
"Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!"
"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."
"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
"What is a terrorists favourite dessert? Ice is"
"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."