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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."
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"What do Romans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars."
"I know why I study with the blinds closed. The reason awful, ghastly... I shutter to think"
"My girlfriend is the undisputed queen of not giving a fuck But it's all good. Her sister is plenty wild for the both of them"
"Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start? Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!"
"What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead? A sixth sense"
"What is a pedophile's favorite part of Christmas? Stalking stuffers."
"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."
"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"