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"What is a terrorists favourite dessert? Ice is"
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"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."
"Welcome to the punctuation store, where we serve all your daily punctuating needs! https://sites.google.com/site/thepunctuationstore/"
"When someone at work asks you what you're doing this weekend, just pull a lettuce leaf out of your pocket and slowly start licking it."
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."
"What does the neckbeard mosquito say to the female mosquito? M'laria"
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"
"A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy."
"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"