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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."

"What do you call a pedophile musician? A kiddy-fiddler"

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"Welche vier Flusse kennt jede Blondine? Rhein, Inn, Main, Po"