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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."

"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."

"Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*"

"""I want a lady in a sheet and a creak in the bed"" -haunted house designer"

"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"