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Joke of the Day
"Why are Indian the best in bed? They always come late."
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"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"I finally found a diet plan that works. It's called ""The cost of food""."
"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."
"Sorry Satan, but I'm selling my soul to Buddah. You gotta be fucking stupid to pass up on a tasty offer like ""free Chinese food for life."""
"I've never actually finished the song ""Rock Your Body"" by Justin Timberlake because I'm afraid I'll be naked by the end."
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"When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."