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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!"

"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."

"A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."

"Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"Jim Henson's first job was operating The Godfather logo."

"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."