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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!"

"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."

"Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?"

"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."

"I'd rather be hit in the face with a shit-filled sock than to ever attempt helping my parents install a DVD player over the phone again"

"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"

"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"