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Joke of the Day

"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."

"I Decided To Learn How To Write Clickbait Titles. What I Learned Will Amaze You."

"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"

"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"

"Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?"

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !"

"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."

"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."