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Joke of the Day
"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"
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"You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Well, I just heard from my father for the first time in 14 years."
"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"
"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"
"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."
"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
"The bassist walked past the bar."