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Joke of the Day
"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."
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"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."
"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."
"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."
"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"
"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? **[Deleted]**"