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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."

"Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X... They both go down after pi"

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."

"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."

"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"

"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"

"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"

"so a man comes into a bar........ Oh wait no it was a horse....... So a man comes into a horse.........."

"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."