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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
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"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."
"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"
"[Divorce court] Her: I found his Twitter account. I want a divorce. Judge: He was cheating? Her: No, he was doing inspirational tweets."
"My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes"
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."
"nws, easter what Some told me they were going to an egg toss, me, Is that an oral sex party"
"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"
"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."