222014

Joke of the Day

"I'd be willing to date a French Canadian... But I'm scared she'd always want to separate EDIT: Spelling"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."

"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"

"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"

"You know you have a weight problem when even your car insults you. It flashes the word ABS at me and won't stop."

"What car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toyoda"

"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"

"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."