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Joke of the Day
"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"
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"What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have? A DOH-berman!"
"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"
"What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle? A carpet."
"A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender ""Do you have any helicopter flavored chips?"" The Bartender says ""No, we only have plane"""
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."
"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."