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Joke of the Day

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."

"SCIENTISTS: We've discovered a massive black hole with no obvious qualities ME: Ok wow I'm right here"

"Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."

"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent.. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."

"Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all"

"The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things."