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Joke of the Day
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"
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"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"
"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"
"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"
"What's missing from star wars 7? Maybe [SPOILER] Nobody's limbs."
"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."
"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""
"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"
"Mexican joke Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an essay so she went home and did an ese."