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Joke of the Day
"What car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toyoda"
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"Doctor: this might hurt a little bit Me: okay Doctor: i like you, but only as a friend"
"Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream."
"me: an open casket with my vape pen hanging from my mouth wedding DJ: i meant final requests for songs man"
"Glad my name's not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man."
"If you're still writing checks, remember it's 2016 and you should probably find a better way to pay for your groceries."
"A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. ""WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"""
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."
"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"
"Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes back from the dead, faces his fear by seeing a concert In Paris"