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"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."
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"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"
"My sister while kneading dough: ""This hand workout dough!"""
"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar. He's so drunk, he doesn't feel anything."
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"I'm in favour of same sex marriage That's mainly because I've been having the same sex with my wife for the past 20 years"
"I keep thinking diarrhoea is part of the family history. Because it's in my genes."
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