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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"
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"A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, ""yes, you are."""
"I had to When my girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"Is your dad retarded? Because you're something special"
"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."
"At this point in my life... At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer."
"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"