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Joke of the Day
"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"
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"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
"When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says."
"[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!"
"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."
"The 1670s called. Not sure how."
"Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough."
"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."
"Three Roads To Ruin There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants. Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!"
"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"