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Joke of the Day
"The 1670s called. Not sure how."
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"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."
"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"
"Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable."
"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"
"What should my wife & I fight about tonight? Maybe start with something new then segue into a classic?"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"What did the lipstick and the eye-shadow do after they got into a fight? Had makeup sex"
"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."