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Joke of the Day

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"

"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."

"A Massachusetts man was arrested for illegally keeping over 400 birds in his home. He tried to keep it a secret, but he couldn't keep the birds from tweeting about it."

"I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food."

"The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects."

"It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read."

"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."

"I'd like to think inside your box."

"Chewbacca Twat If Chewbacca had a Twatt would it be considered a Chwat?"

"I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, ""I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."""