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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, ""Step up your game"" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"

"What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller."

"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."

"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"

"What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"

"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"

"""Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?"" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea"

"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."

"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""