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Joke of the Day

"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"

"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""

"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"

"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."

"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Does anyone know watt is the unit for power?"

"Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food.."