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Joke of the Day

"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I can never write a joke without being criticized about the punchline So fuck you guys"

"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."

"A man is having trouble in bed, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him he's going to need to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" the man asks. ""So I can examine you"", the doctor replies."

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam."

"Why did the monkey trip over the branch? Because the Chimp-Can't -See"

"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."

"What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt? Dance moves."