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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."
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"Maria Sharapova. True woman of substance."
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"
"What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back."
"What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ? Your name"
"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""
"If I was a magician I'd ask someone in the audience for a $20 bill and then just run away. You could prob make like $40 doing that."