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Joke of the Day

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them."

"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."

"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"

"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"I hate it when people say ""Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish"". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay"

"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."