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Joke of the Day
"What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt? Dance moves."
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"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"
"Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now"
"I've been up for 30 seconds and I am already exhausted."
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it"
"Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day... He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? Both looking for a tight seal."
"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""