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Joke of the Day

"What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt? Dance moves."

"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel."

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."

"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"

"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."

"I joke a lot, but in reality nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, except for shiny distractions or moderate discomfort."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."