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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."

"I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. The crowd went mild."

"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."

"You know Collin Kapernik? Can't stand that guy........."

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a banana."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."

"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"

"Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor... I think that's a bit of a stretch"