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Joke of the Day
"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"
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"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."
"If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?"
"What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist."
"Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes."
"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."
"Subway is releasing a new Jared inspired sandwich to promote healthy eating in the jail! It's called the Hot Dick Sandwich and only comes in 9 inches."
"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."