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Joke of the Day

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""

"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."

"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."

"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."

"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."

"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"If global warming was causing guns to melt, we'd all be driving electric cars within two weeks."

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"