198026
Joke of the Day
"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
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"bet i can make you wipe your screen"
"My wife said she'd like another baby... ... I agreed, the one we have is fucking annoying!"
"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."
"""I'm sorry I'm legally not allowed to take more than 3 passengers."" *runs through 4 red lights going 15 miles over the speed limit.*"
"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."
"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana"