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Joke of the Day

"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"

"How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, ""unionized""."

"You think the dozen roses on my toilet tank are there to mask odor? Read the card: ""Dear toilet. I'm so sorry for all the shit I've done..."""

"Haikus have three lines Sometimes they don't make much sense Refrigerator."

"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."

"Saudi Arabia Where you can get caught with marijuana and still get stoned."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup."

"What did the terrorist say as he walked into a classroom with a clock strapped to his chest? Allahu Clockbar!"