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Joke of the Day

"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears."

"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""9/11"" ""9/11 who?"" ""you said you'd never forget"" =("

"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"

"Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. ""if I ever stop hating girls"" said one to the other ""I think I'll stop hating her first."""

"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"

"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."