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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""
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"5 out of 5 coworkers think I should be wearing pants. All of them are from HR though, and who knew they could get to my cubicle that fast."
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134"
"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."
"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."
"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"
"Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean."
"Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period."
"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."