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Joke of the Day
"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."
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"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"
"Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!"
"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."
"Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers? Because they're always looking for drains."
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job."
"Why are there no black people at the North Pole? Because there is nothing to steal there"
"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."
"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."