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Joke of the Day

"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"

"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""

"You know why T-Rex can't clap his hands? Because he's dead."

"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"

"Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!"

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."