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Joke of the Day

"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."

"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!"

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"When someone tries to argue with me I'm like ""hey pal let me stop you right there"" and then physically turn them around to face someone else"

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"There once was a magician who got so angry... That he pulled out his hare."

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."