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Joke of the Day
"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."
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"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."
"I bet by the time you were done listening to The Fray's ""How to Save a Life,"" the person choking on their food would be dead already."
"Why did Scottish baby sneeze? It got week old."
"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."
"Want to know a 100% effective form of birth control? Abortion 0_o"
"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? . . You gotta sit in the back of the oven"