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Joke of the Day

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"

"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."

"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"

"If anyone's interested, I teach a little Web Browsing 101 course every time I talk to my mom ever."

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's my data plan!"

"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""