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Joke of the Day

"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"

"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."

"Funniest YouTube channel? Mark Fitzgibben , Brandon Berg or BroKaine ? XDDD"

"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"

"We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie"

"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"I was in a tailor. I said to the guy, ""I need something for a wedding."" ""What's that?"" he queried. ""A woman that really loves me."" I wept, leaving the shop."