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Joke of the Day
"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"
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"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"
"If anyone sees Phillip... ...tell him I have his screwdriver."
"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."
"I just want to bring your heart to it's knees. ... And while you're down there..."
"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."
"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."
"Chinese man calls his boss ""Me no work, I sick"". The boss replies ""When I am sick, I fuck my wife. Try that."" ..Two hours later the Chinese man calls back ""Me better, you got very nice house"""
"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."