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"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"
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"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."
"*points w/ middle finger* ""Sure, take this road for about another mile, pull over & go ask someone else"" - Me giving directions."
"A lot of people tell me that I'm funny... So I guess it's a good thing that looks aren't everything"
"Why Couldn't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she is a woman."
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"How many apples grow on a tree? All of them."
"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."