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Joke of the Day
"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."
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"Why would you never starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."
"People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become god."
"Here is a really bad joke feminism"
"Just like Jesus I can walk on water, if it's cold enough."
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."