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Joke of the Day

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"

"Good news, people in 3rd world countries, suffering inexplicable hardships- Amy from fb says god won't give you more than you can handle."

"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"

"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."

"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."

"Censorship [removed]"

"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."

"Observational humor isn't funny See?"