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Joke of the Day
"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""
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"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble."
"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."
"The doctor said to the patient We had to remove a part of your anus Patient- will I be any different? Doctor-Just less of an asshole Edit 1- Changed rectum to anus, credit u/RigorMortis76"
"How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car? Send them to clown school."
"Jesus was the original crossfit."
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"