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Joke of the Day
"It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's my data plan!"
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"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"
"Nothing turns your world upside-down more than realizing you've been singing the wrong lyrics for 20 years."
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"Why does carpet never make a sound? It's the world's quietest pervert."
"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"
"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."